lainabeatles reblogged
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
sn0wman
when my mom was having the c-section done so that they could get me out, she overheard the head doctor telling the other doctors to hold “this and that” and such and my mom was like, “what are yall holding?” kind of quietly and the doctor told her they were holding her organs and my mom said “dont forget to put them back” before the doctor told her to hush