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Pokemon Go In A Small Town
I live in a relatively small town (5600 people). I can usually walk down the street and see a person I know every time I leave the house.
That being said, almost every young person in my small town is playing Pokemon Go. I’ve run into so many nice people walking with their phones out. I’ll stop, ask them what team they are on (Red Team is best team), ask them if they had any cool Pokemon, and tell them about great locations. I’ve even walked with a few to a Pokestop and chatted.
I seem to be running into more and more every day and it’s awesome because they are all so nice and just as excited as I am.
Oh, and all the cutest girls play it too. So it’s a good icebreaker :^)
Why Team Rocket’s Meowth is a Total Badass
Someone asked me what my favorite episode of Pokemon was.
Yes, I have discussions with my friends about that stuff.
Deal with it.
Anyway, I was about to say I didn’t know, when I thought of an episode that I haven’t seen in a long time, but I still remember to this day.
It was the episode where you find out why Meowth can talk.
Meowth grew up on the streets and was in a gang. You know how hardcore that is? He stole food to survive and went to Hollywood after being hung from a tree (not the bad kind of hanging from a tree, but like, by his feet or something. I don’t remember the details) and seeing a Meowth getting treated like a motherfucking king. So Meowth, being the badass that he is, joins a gang to survive and starts hitting on some fine pussy.
By that, I mean a female Meowth.
To win her over, he learns to speak and stand like a human. This alone should be enough for you to be all, “Oh yeah. That motherfucker is a badass. I would fucking jump his bones right then if I were that girl.”
After she rejects him, he’s all, “Fuck ‘dis bitch. Imma join another gang,” and joins Team Rocket because that’s the first word he learned.
A little while later in the episode called “Go West, Young Meowth”, he sees this bitch again. This time karma comes back and bites her on the ass. She was forced to join the same gang he was in. He tries to impress her by beating up a Persian. After he whoops some ass, the lady rejects him and goes with the asshole who just got his face stomped in.
Women.
Meowth is such a badass that he even teams up with his enemy: Ash’s Pikachu.
Yeah, that’s right. He tag teams with his sworn enemy like a fucking badass.
I could go on forever about how he’s a badass, but I’d rather not.
What is that? Oh, sure he doesn’t know the special move Pay Day, or even how to fight that well. But come on, he can fucking talk and walk like a human. And he’s a gangster (literally). Oh did I mention how he can PICK FUCKING LOCKS WITH HIS CLAWS? No? Oh well he fucking do that. And unlike Ash’s Pikachu that is a pussy-ass captured Pokemon, he’s still a wild Pokemon.
Nothing can hold this man down. Not even a little Pokeball. He shits on Pokeballs because only sissy Pokemon go to into Pokeballs.
And that is why Team Rocket’s Meowth is a badass.