“HIS PENCIL WAVERED ABOVE THE SALES LEDGER, DIPPING TOWARD THE PAGE AS HIS STATEMENTS INCREASED IN VIGOR, THE PENCIL TIP SKIMMING THE PAD, THEN PULLING UP LIKE A STUNT PLANE, ONLY TO PLUNGE AT MOMENTS OF EMPHASIS, PRODUCING A CONSTELLATION OF INCREASED BLUNG DOTS AROUND THE LONE ENTRY FOR THE MORNING, THE SALE OF ONE USED COPY OF LAND SNAILS OF BRITAIN BY A. G. BRUNT-COPPELL (PRICE: $3.50).”
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