Dimitri The Lover is this dude who leaves creepy voicemails. I like how he’s named after what he does. He also got mad as heck when Wikipedia deleted his vanity page despite his assertion that KEY PRODUCER BRAD GOODMAN was going to make a movie about him.
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“You must sign a declaration that you are either a heterosexual or bisexual male, and renounce metrosexuality as a feminist media conspiracy. Any man dressing or acting homosexual, even if he swears to be heterosexual, will be denied entry. Lesbiand and bisexual women may attend and will be treated as "honourary heterosexul males”. [Their emphasis removed because come on.]
Who could resist paying to hang out with a bunch of misogynist men? They’ll deny your identity as a gay man, gay woman or bisexual woman and turn you into the only thing they can relate to: a misogynist homophobic man looking to “seduce hot desperate sluts”. You’ll even get the “Toronto Slut Alert” newsletter!
Never mind that if these “sluts” are so “desperate” you probably don’t need to pay some who calls himself “Dimitri the Lover” $22 to get them to sleep with you. Unless “desperate slut” is what you call any woman who - for any multitude of reasons - refuses to sleep with your repugnant self?
eta: “Dimitri the Lover” aka Nicholas James Sears was a doctor until his licence was revoked due to sexual misconduct with a patient. Shocker, “Dimitri the Lover” is actually Dimitri the Sexual Predator
