Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq - I’ve No More Fucks To Give

I’ve tried, tried, tried and I’ve tried even more
I’ve cried, cried, cried and I can’t recall what for
I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled and begged in hope of some success
But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have runneth dry,
I’ve tried to go fuck shopping but there’s no fucks left to buy
I’ve no more fucks to give, though more fucks I’ve tried to get,
I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt

I strive, strive, strive to get everything done
I’ve played by all the rules but I’ve very rarely won,
I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed, I’ve laughed, alas to no avail
I’ve run ‘round like a moron to unequivocally fail

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fuck fuse has just blown,
I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, but they’ve upped and fucked off home,
I’ve no more fucks to give, my fuck rations are depleted,
I’ve rallied my fuck army but it’s been fucking defeated!

The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense
I’ve exhausted all my energy for minimal recompense
The complete lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall
And I’ve come to realise that I don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have flown away,
My fucks are now so fucked off, they’ve refused to fucking stay!
I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have gone insane
They’ve come back ‘round and passed me while they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have all dissolved,
I’ve planned many projects but my fucks won’t be involved!
I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have all been spent,
They’ve fucked off from the building and I don’t know where they went!

I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks to give,
I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks to give!

The fact that the bird is completely ok with a moving shrub makes me wonder about the possibility of Ents.

A bird in the hand and a bird on the head, like the proverb said!