An old man turned 98. He won the lottery. And died the next day. 
Its a death row pardon, 2 minutes too late. And isnt it ironic dont you think? its like rain on your wedding day. its a free ride when youve already paid. its the good advice that you just didnt take. and who wouldve thought it figures. mr play it safe was afraid to fly. he packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye. he waited his whole damn life to take that flight. and as the plane crashed down he thought well isnt this nice.