Where art, entertainment, and lady dudeness intersect.
by T.J. Peters
At this point it’s common knowledge that news media outlets all over the world have become one amalgamated cesspool of politicized, over-analytical, posturing, ratings-crazed debasers. From Fox News to MSNBC to Al Jazeera, it would seem there is little hope for the future of honest journalism. However, there may be salvation those who yearn for a source of pure, unbiased reporting.
I give you HuffPo Cats.
Founded by The Huffington Post, the online news source that continues to provide unparalleled coverage of world events such as Pregnant Megan Fox Shows Off Baby Bump in Hawaii, HuffPo Cats is raising the bar to new levels.
The most recent headline on Huffpo Cats reads, “KITTEN CAM”. This shocking expose brings us live footage of four to five kittens trapped in a cardboard box, helpless to do anything but sleep, meow, lose their balance, cuddle, and in some cases, look directly at the camera with those sweet little eyes that just make you go “awwwwww”.
Many journalists and social commentators are referring to this stark documentation as cinema purrite. Where other news sources are perhaps too afraid to involve themselves in KITTEN CAM, HuffPo Cats is not only covering the story, but giving the public an objective view of the events without the filter of weighted analysis or political catma.
There are some, however, who are more skeptical of this news media endeavor. Take me, for example, who can’t fucking believe The Huffington Post has an entire fucking section dedicated to cats. That’s all it is… cat news. Cause, you know, if you don’t like real news, have some cat news. Not interested in the Presidential race? Have some cat news. Tired of hearing about the ongoing economic crisis that affects each and every one of us every day? Have some cat news. Don’t worry, HuffPo Cats has your cat news.
Okay, I’m worked up. I recognize that. Boy, if only there were some source of unbridled cuteness that could calm me down…