Found this during my weekly sweep of Cheers-related internet stuff. I don’t know why anyone would want a Sam and Diane dual wedding cake topper/salt and pepper shaker set, but it’s available!

I want to know who’s salt and who’s pepper.

HOW DO I REGISTER FOR THIS? Srsly if somebody doesn’t buy me this I will SO MAD.

SAM AND DIANE. Good lord, that is weirdly great.