spicyshimmy:

stonelions:

Man whatever, I don’t know. Of course Shepard can’t cook. 

‘There is no strawberry without rhubarb,’ Kaidan said that night.

‘I’m Liara T’Soni, and this is my favorite burnt crust in the galaxy,’ Liara added the next afternoon. 

‘I heard you enkindled some baked goods, Commander,’ Joker said, over their private line. 

‘You big, stupid recipe,’ James told him, barely biting down on a laugh.

‘This pie should go,’ Shepard finally admitted, and dumped the thing in the trash.