Natural remedies the governmnet does nt watn you to know about uncovered
DON’T GET SWINDLED BY GOVERNMENT FATCAT “DOCTORS’ EVER AGAIN
Flu and allergy remedy:
Take 2 sticks from a nearby bog, and soak them overnight in pigs blood, and powder from a ground up DVD of Red Dawn.
Shove the twigs in your nose. No more sneezing, not now, not ever.
No how!
Cancer (all kinds)
Melt down a bunch of pewter WarHammer figurines and mix the hot metal with iodine and olive oil, and drink it.
Small Pox Remedy:
Small Pox doesn’t exist, it was invented by the liberal elite to make you feel bad about the godly work of colonial expansion to the west. Can usually be treated by smacking yourself in the face with a copy of "The Christmas Sweater” by Glenn Beck
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justanotheremily said: This is funny because I have strep throat and was looking up foods to eat and stumbled on a site that said certain foods can cure it and antibiotics are bad and not very effective. I took my first pill a couple hours ago and already feel better.
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