idetonatearoundhim:

Does anyone want my copy of this book? It’s a 50 Shades parody that’s pretty good. I know, shocking, but even though I have a library science degree I try to keep my book collection to a minimum so I figured I would pass this on now that I’ve read it.

Here’s the description on the back:

Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naive coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

If you’re interested, like or reblog this post and I’ll randomly select someone after 24 hours. I have no problem sending international mail, but, fair warning, there is a strong possibility the envelope will be covered in Lisa Frank stickers.