July 24, 2014

abbys-little-whippersnapper asked: Fuck, Marry, Get drunk with: Tara,bedwyrssong, Abby. heeeheeeheee =)

lizzy384:

Aaaahhhhh!!!!!! Damn you Abby!! You would give the completely straight girl two girls and a gay boy as options for this! Evil! You’re evil!

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I just don’t know what to do…either way it’s gonna be awkward…if I pick Nathan he’d be all uncomfortable (plus I’d feel all guilty, since his first time should be with a boy)…if I pick you or Tara, then I’m just really not going to be into it! Magahanaa…can’t choose…

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*sigh* Alright, fine! I just can’t do it to Nathan, so:

I’ll get drunk with him, take him out dancing and get him snogged! And hopefully get him a phone number or two along the way that will lead to the sex part (for him…just in case that isn’t clear!).

I’ll fuck Tara…(apologies in advance, Tara!)…maybe she can read me some of her smutty Thommy ;-)

And, yes, Abby, I’ll marry you (and hopefully Tara won’t kill me for taking her bb!) - at least I know you will love my cooking and I figure we can drool over Ed together and scheme about ways to entice him (and other cuties) to join us for some…fun…hee-hee.

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lol 

Marry me?

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Well, that’s a rather poor choice bb, I think I’d freak you out after a couple of weeks… though I have do admit you would have a lot of fun with me indeed;  at least I hope so  ;) 

 

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And yes to everything you said about your cooking and binge-Ed-drooling…

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  1. lizzy384 reblogged this from abbys-little-whippersnapper and added:
    Hee-hee ;-) But you think you’re a poor choice to marry?! Why?! Why would you freak me out?! All these questions just...
  2. abbys-little-whippersnapper reblogged this from lizzy384