this is like a fucking arrested development gag but ITS REAL
Are you the bird or the sloth?
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Bird skull sculpture
You say you know why the caged bird sings
But I know why she weeps
What you hear as songs are really just tears she screams
I almost thought it was real
Shit. I thought the bird was real and then i read the comment and was like “that is one dumb ass bird. that stuff isn’t even real.” then i realized that the bird was fake too. this is fucked up. this fucked me up.
I thought that it was eating a copy of the fault in our stars
^ same
The first part is called The Pledge. The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course… it probably isn’t.
The second act is called The Turn. The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you’re looking for the secret… but you won’t find it, because of course you’re not really looking. You don’t really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn’t clap yet.
Because making something disappear isn’t enough; you have to bring it back.
That’s why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call The Prestige…
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
I’m not even a lesbian but this made me laugh
r u sure pussy-destroyer3000