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In LA, the first question people ask is what do you do? Well this is my answer verbatim!
"What do I do? Well since you asked! In Jr. High school I worked as an Assistant Custodian @ Winterfield Elementary School during the summers. A Bus Boy @ Spaghetti Factory. A Cashier @ Bojangles. Mover at a moving company. Then in college I worked @ Dave's Custom Caps in Pentagon City Mall. Then a Candy Store that I can't remember the name of. Freshen's Yogurt as Assistant Manager. A Bank Teller at First Union. A Customer Service Rep at The Washington Post. Then a counselor for DC Parks and Recreation. Moved to LA and got a job in advertising at The Los Angeles Times. Interned in Programming and Development at MTV with Brian Graden as my boss. Worked as a Production Assitant on VH1's Driven. Then Making The Album with Justin Timberlake and Limp Bizkit, a Pussycat Dolls show that never saw the light of day, another pilot Plastic Surgery which never aired, got a staff job in tape library at MTV then fired. Then on to E! Entertainment as a Production Assistant for 101 SNL Greatest Moments, then in their Live Events Department. Hired as a logger for Queer Eye for the Straight Girl. That show was killed. Then on to a show about AIDS Ride Los Angeles, somewhere in between there I worked on the Eve show for UPN before the network merged with the WB. I also worked on Jessica Simpson's newlywed show at some point and The Osbournes but cant remember when (thank God!)
Then unemployment if that counts as a job. Tried to do a documentary on the porn industry entitled Behind The Life. That died. I was the Manager, then Director of the Hollywood Black Film Festival for three years. Then back to VH1 as a logger for some show with Jerry Hall. Then to logging again for a terrible show called Island Fever for MTV. Some assistant editing for a Dallas reunion show. Back to E! as a Field Producer in their News department for three years, then started my own blog blackarazzi.com where I eventually became a paparazzi. Got fired from E! because of my influencial paparaazi status. Directed my first music video with hip hop group NHI. Changed blackarazzi.com to carltonJordan.com.
Meanwhile have written three feature length scripts and am pitching two reality shows. Any more questions?" Ask me anything Submit
"What do I do? Well since you asked! In Jr. High school I worked as an Assistant Custodian @ Winterfield Elementary School during the summers. A Bus Boy @ Spaghetti Factory. A Cashier @ Bojangles. Mover at a moving company. Then in college I worked @ Dave's Custom Caps in Pentagon City Mall. Then a Candy Store that I can't remember the name of. Freshen's Yogurt as Assistant Manager. A Bank Teller at First Union. A Customer Service Rep at The Washington Post. Then a counselor for DC Parks and Recreation. Moved to LA and got a job in advertising at The Los Angeles Times. Interned in Programming and Development at MTV with Brian Graden as my boss. Worked as a Production Assitant on VH1's Driven. Then Making The Album with Justin Timberlake and Limp Bizkit, a Pussycat Dolls show that never saw the light of day, another pilot Plastic Surgery which never aired, got a staff job in tape library at MTV then fired. Then on to E! Entertainment as a Production Assistant for 101 SNL Greatest Moments, then in their Live Events Department. Hired as a logger for Queer Eye for the Straight Girl. That show was killed. Then on to a show about AIDS Ride Los Angeles, somewhere in between there I worked on the Eve show for UPN before the network merged with the WB. I also worked on Jessica Simpson's newlywed show at some point and The Osbournes but cant remember when (thank God!)
Then unemployment if that counts as a job. Tried to do a documentary on the porn industry entitled Behind The Life. That died. I was the Manager, then Director of the Hollywood Black Film Festival for three years. Then back to VH1 as a logger for some show with Jerry Hall. Then to logging again for a terrible show called Island Fever for MTV. Some assistant editing for a Dallas reunion show. Back to E! as a Field Producer in their News department for three years, then started my own blog blackarazzi.com where I eventually became a paparazzi. Got fired from E! because of my influencial paparaazi status. Directed my first music video with hip hop group NHI. Changed blackarazzi.com to carltonJordan.com.
Meanwhile have written three feature length scripts and am pitching two reality shows. Any more questions?" Ask me anything Submit