If anyone ever asks you for an example of Seattle’s alleged cultural fervor for uptightness and passive aggression, refer them to this.

When someone comes to your restaurant and drops $400+ on a meal (not including alcohol), you should probably keep your thoughts about their colas off your social media. 

^^THE HORROR.

People talk about biting the hand that feeds, but this, this is the feeding hand slapping the face that eats. It’s rude, elitist, and it’s everything that’s embarrassing about Seattle’s holier-than-thou attitudes regarding damn near everything.