One of the biggest reasons I was a Detroit Pistons fan as a kid (along with the facts that I spent 5 years or so living outside Detroit, and that my favorite player was Grant Hill, and that I was pretty sure he lived 8 minutes from my house) is that if, say, you’re brushing your teeth while wearing your favorite Grant Hill jersey and you steal a glance at yourself in the mirror, you get the greatest backwards sports team name of all: SNOTSIP.