“I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago.”
Pamela Swynford De Beaufort (Pam/BAMF) - True Blood (Just ONE of my favorite quotes).
honestly i high key hope this is about me because my significant other and i waited a long ass time for my first Mickey pretzel and i was definitely wearing slutty shorts and there was definitely a woman that had no control over her 3 year old
p.s. there are at least three quick service locations you can get Mickey pretzels so miss me with that