So, these exist.
While researching a way to alter/eliminate/enhance the unfortunate fluorescent light in our new apartment’s bathroom, Google blew my mind. Were you aware that while peeing (etc.) you can stare up at puppies & kittens, hot air balloons, tractors, or even fresh tomato wedges? Well, now you know. You’re welcome.
More not-tacky-at-all ways to cover your unsightly ceiling lights here.