My Perfect Pets
When I was a child I received one of those Sea Monkey packets as a gift.
Yeah, I was pretty excited to see my packet grow into a full-fledged miniaturized humanoid-looking family of sea creatures!
Except, mine didn’t grow into anything! Even if they would have, they would have been brine-shrimp. I didn’t want shrimp! Not unless it came with shrimp cocktail sauce!
I got over my disappointment and…
