My Response to Fandom Bullshit

• Cypher: apparently people are taking whatever the devs have said about romances in Inquisition and retreaded the OMG ALL BI LI's ISN'T REALISTIC argument
• me: of fucking course they have
• me: Someday I'm gonna fund an indie game
• me: and It's just going to be nothing but black bisexual women
• me: all the characters
• me: all of them
• me: even the ones you can't romance
• me: bisexual
• me: and they'll say it to your face
• Cypher: /throws wallet at you
• me: And I'm going to mail a copy to everyone who ever made that comment
• me: with a picture of my dick taped to the front
• Cypher: /falls out
• me: Because suck my dick