vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: 

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

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