- DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
- Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
- DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
- Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
- DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
- Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
- DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
- Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
- DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
- Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
- DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
- Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
- DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
- Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
- DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
- Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
- DC: Wait-
- Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
- DC: I didn't-
- Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
- Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
- Marvel: PEACE
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- sunhighriptide said: But also it took forever to give Black Widow her own movie. But that was apparently the fault of one guy who Kevin Feige finally managed to boot out.
- sunhighriptide said: The entire Batfamily has queer vibes but the only allowed to confirm this is Tim and he isn’t even allowed to date Kon.
- sunhighriptide said: So main Justice League, Superman - alien who looks like a straight white christian boy and marries a white woman Batman - suspiciously straight white male who is probably Jewish but never confirmed to be and only dates women. Wonder Woman - demigoddess from Greece who is a straight white woman who’s problematic story themes are slowly being removed from canon Half of DC’s characters are aliens or gods but they all just look like white people. Hmm.
- sunhighriptide said: DC is getting better too. To be clear, Marvel is my fav, and I agree with most of this, but to be fair, DC is doing some things. Signal is part of the Batfamily, Jaime is not white… okay I’m running into issues here. They DO have a lot of strong female characters, but their Justice League always starts with six males and Wonder Woman, that could do better.
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Marvel is far from perfect, but they definitely converted this DC girl over the years.
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