Take out all the vowels in your name and replace them with O.

hazardgirl:

vacuumcleanerfromhell:

roocephus:

crue-slut:

starchild-rocks:

caitlin-faith:

toejones:

titaniumbovine:

hipsterizzy:

titaniumbovine:

scorpiotroll:

…

Soro

okay.jpg

Tobo

I am okay with this

Ozzy

I AM THE MOTHAFUCKIN’ PRINCE OF DAHKNESS!

Except sometimes you’re Ozzo.

Because sometimes Y.

Som/ Somontho/ Toojonos

I’m going to call you Somontho now.

Love, Cootlon/ Cot

Morondo

Voctoroo

Robort

Mogon

Shonnon

ok

Colono. I think I win. It sounds like some kind of clown who’s obsessed with colons.

(via hazardgirlinactive)