| Wife: | "This year, I think everyone should go out for Easter dinner, and then we'll come back here for cards and cocktails." |
| Luke: | [age 9] "What?" |
| Wife: | "Cards and cocktails. Like we did at Thanksgiving." |
| Luke: | "Carcass cocktails? What in the world are carcass cocktails?" |
| Wife: | "I said: CARDS. AND. COCKTAILS." |
| Luke: | "Oh. For a moment I thought you said something really disgusting. I know martinis have strange names, but that's just gross." |
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