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Songs of the Boy, Part XI

Hard to believe this blog recently passed its third anniversary.

Those of you who have been here awhile have read how my kids improvise songs, loudly, usually in the bathroom. I first posted about this in December 2011.  The posts have tapered off, though the singing has not; merely, I haven’t had the time to write down as much of the lyrics as I used to. 

But, here’s a few that Luke belted out recently…

  • When your butt feels weird / you should probably take a shower. / It’s the only way to be sure.
     
  • The magic of Macy’s / is that when you walk out the door / your wallet is magically empty of money.
     
  • Do you know / how to get to the moon? / Let me turn around / and I’ll show you.
     
  • You can’t make me stop / la la la la la / and you can’t send me to my room / because i’m on the toilet! / la la la la la

Previous record of Luke’s musical mad skillz can be found here: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10.

From Beth: 1, 2, 3, and this Thanksgiving thing. And this.

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