| Me: | "You have something on your nose." |
| Luke: | [age 9] "Did you know that the Egyptians took out their brains through their noses when they were making someone into a mummy? They sucked it out with like a turkey baster or something." |
| Me: | "Let's not talk about that at dinner." |
| Luke: | "Okay. How about zombie blood?" |
| Me: | "Um, no." |
| Beth: | [age 5] "We could talk about aliens!" |
| Me: | "That sounds good. What about aliens?" |
| Beth: | "Alien BOOGERS!" |
| Luke: | "Alien POOP!" |
| Me: | "Seriously? We're in a restaurant." |
| Luke: | "We could talk about people getting eaten by bears." |
| Me: | "No." |
| Luke: | "Why not? I bet nobody here has been eaten by a bear." |
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