scripts and scraps from my real-life parenting sitcom
Luke: | [age 9] "What's a selfie?"
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Me: | "It's a picture of yourself that you take at arm's length, usually with a smartphone, like this." [demonstrates]
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Luke: | "And then you send it to other people?"
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Me: | "Well yeah. You don't take pictures of yourself just so you can look at yourself."
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Luke: | "I would. I'm just that kind of beautiful person." [breaks into song and dance around the room] "Everybodyyyy / needs a beautiful person / in their life / to look at, oh yeah / and that's meeeeee."
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Me: | [rolling eyes] "You're such a goofball."
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Luke: | "This is my version of a selfie -- a musical selfie!" |
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