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My version of a selfie

Luke:[age 9] "What's a selfie?"
Me:"It's a picture of yourself that you take at arm's length, usually with a smartphone, like this." [demonstrates]
Luke:"And then you send it to other people?"
Me:"Well yeah. You don't take pictures of yourself just so you can look at yourself."
Luke:"I would. I'm just that kind of beautiful person." [breaks into song and dance around the room] "Everybodyyyy / needs a beautiful person / in their life / to look at, oh yeah / and that's meeeeee."
Me:[rolling eyes] "You're such a goofball."
Luke:"This is my version of a selfie -- a musical selfie!"
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