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“I’ve got an idea for something, but I don’t know what to call it. Maybe a Body Pillow Suit? I don’t know. It’s a giant pillow that you wear, full body, that covers everything but your face. The ‘Classic Igloo’ version would be kind of a big soft stuffy ball around you. There could be other versions, like waterproof ones, or heated ones. You’d kind of look like the Michelin Man, but you would always have a comfortable place to sit or lie down. Did you get tired? Lie down; you’re wearing your mattress already.”

Luke, age 9

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