| Luke: | [age 9] "Have you met Joey and Bobby?" |
| Me: | "Ummm... no." |
| Luke: | [raises his arms] "Here's Joey, and here's Bobby!" |
| Me: | "You named your armpits?" |
| Luke: | "They really have a lot of character, so I decided to give them their own names." |
| Me: | "Did you name any other body parts?" |
| Luke: | [pulls up shirt, pats his stomach] "Yes, this is Josephine." |
| Me: | "You know Josephine is a girl's name, right?" |
| Luke: | "Of course. It has to be a girl, though, because she gave birth to Ebenezer and Lucy Anne." [pulls up shirt further to reveal chest nipples] |
| Me: | [rolling eyes] "That's, um.... very creative. Dare I ask if you have named any other body parts?" |
| Luke: | "I can't answer that without taking off my pants." |
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