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Once-in-a-lifetime chance

Beth:[age 6] "Daddy, what if you went outside, and it were raining brains?"
Me:"Raining brains? That's pretty weird."
Beth:"But what would you do? Would you run inside? Or would you go outside and walk around stepping on brains and squishing them?"
Me:"Hmm. Both options sound like so much fun, it's hard to pick. What would you do?"
Beth:"I'd go outside and jump on the brains. It might be a once-in-a-lifetime chance!"
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