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I don't understand girl's style

Luke:[age 9] "I can't believe how long Beth takes to pick out clothes at the store. It's just clothes! I don't understand girl's style at all."
Mom:"Oh yeah? Who was it who spent hours online looking at sneakers before deciding exactly which pair he wanted?"
Luke:"That's different."
Mom:"No, not really."
Luke:"Shoes serve a purpose. They're for running and athletics and stuff."
Me:"I'm pretty sure clothes serve a purpose too. We could send you to school in a plastic bag if you disagree."
Luke:"It's just different!"
Mom:"Hey, you don't have to be into clothing styles. But you're definitely into shoe styles. It makes as little sense."
Luke:"You just don't understand shoes."
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