scripts and scraps from my real-life parenting sitcom
Luke: | [age 9] "I can't believe how long Beth takes to pick out clothes at the store. It's just clothes! I don't understand girl's style at all."
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Mom: | "Oh yeah? Who was it who spent hours online looking at sneakers before deciding exactly which pair he wanted?"
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Luke: | "That's different."
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Mom: | "No, not really."
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Luke: | "Shoes serve a purpose. They're for running and athletics and stuff."
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Me: | "I'm pretty sure clothes serve a purpose too. We could send you to school in a plastic bag if you disagree."
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Luke: | "It's just different!"
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Mom: | "Hey, you don't have to be into clothing styles. But you're definitely into shoe styles. It makes as little sense."
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Luke: | "You just don't understand shoes." |
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