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Meditating

[Scene:I just walked into the living room and found Beth, age 6, sitting on the floor in a lotus position, hands elevated, with the dog facing her, and they are staring at each other in silence]
Me:[starts laughing] "What are you doing?!"
Beth:[quietly] "I am meditating."
Me:[still chuckling] "Oh? What are you meditating about?"
Beth:"I am meditating on the dog."
Me:"The dog? Why?"
Beth:[breaks into a big grin] "Just to make you laugh, Daddy."
Me:"It worked!"
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