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Best musician

Beth:[age 6, passes gas loudly] "Excuse me!"
Luke:"What kind of musical instrument was that?!"
Mom:"I think it was a wind instrument, but it sounds like percussion."
Luke:"If I could play /that/ instrument, I'd be the best musician in band."
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