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Messy arms

[Scene:Beth, age 3, has just eaten a particulary messy meal]
Mom:"Now, just sit there until I get a damp washcloth to wipe off your arms."
Beth:"Why?"
Mom:"Because your arms are sticky."
Beth:"Oh no they're not. I licked them all off!"
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