Oh noes, icky old people using the same internet you do! The horror!

Wow. The whole “how old are you?” thing has just reach a whole new level of ridiculous bullshit.

Am I to gather from this that there are people who cannot simultaneously work for a living and look at pictures of hot/pretty/funny things?

…wait, my job is meant to take up ALL my working hours? And we’re shaming people who don’t have one in THIS economic climate? Fuck you, OP. (And I trust you’ll be leaving the internet entirely in five years when you reach the age that people born in 1985 have now?)

Oh, I've always wanted to use a Wonka Meme!  Thank you for the excuse, OP.

This 1984-born, salaried employee, who has been using the internet SINCE 1997 (gasp!), is currently sitting at her WORK DESK, using Tumblr.  I'm on your website, BEIN' OLD.  WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, GUYS.  WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DOOOOOO.