You May Experience an Interruption of Service
If you are one of the Tumbleeps out there who semi-regularly corresponds with me with any level of explicitness, you may notice some silence on my end lately, which is because there is a particular lady who gets all of my good smutty action. Although I may be very attracted to you, you are not this lady, and as long as she remains my primary target of flirting with intent (which I hope is for a very long time), I’m afraid that I’m not comfortable with a lot of extracurricular funny business.
So, there you go. Now, technically, I can’t STOP any of you who have my private email address from flooding it with homemade pornography; just be aware that there won’t be any reciprocation unless you are this particular lady, and trust me: she knows who she is.
