[I read obituaries first thing every day.] That’s how I meet new men! The minute it says ‘Sadie Schwartz’ I know, 'Go to that funeral.’ It’s great. Funerals, there are things you can talk to the bereaved husband about immediately, like, ‘Boy, you really know how to carry a shovel. Wow.’ And I always let them know that I’m the same size as the wife because then they don’t have to give away the clothes.
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Valerie Thomas, NASA scientist and inventor (1979)