ROcking HOrse:

Where the fuck is my Have You Never Been Mellow vinyl?!

She was my first records. (5th grade?)

I would read all the liner notes over and over. 

I suspected that the producer was her boyfriend.

I could tell- just by his font that something was going on.

I studied, and I studied.

I said, I am going to have a boyfriend producer & ride a rocking horse jump-suited.

Some, I’ve never done, the other– be careful what you wish for ere your innocent nightmares manifest in an LA Peter-Pan house w/baobab tree.