remember when legolas and gimli had a drinking contest and gimli got drunk and legolas was just like:
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remember when legolas and gimli had a drinking contest and gimli got drunk and legolas was just like:
asdklhkasjhkj
I now want to see Legolas and Castiel having a drinking contest.
i can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not whatever maths formula we were learning yesterday
along with Michael Jackson themed parties
beauty.
Please.
“So, Hillary and Bill go out to a pizza restaurant. They order, and realize that the waiter is one of Hillary’s ex-boyfriends. Bill nudges her and smirks and says, ‘hey, aren’t you glad you married me? I became president.’ Hillary turns to look her husband and says, ‘If I had married him, he would have been president.’”
My sister and my dog are the only valid members of my family. The roomba is valid too, I guess, but its on thin fucking ice.
What did the roomba do?
Tried to eat my fucking sock