when u overhear someone talking about fob
if i have to text you first every single time then we aint gonna text ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
•drive safe
•text me when you’re home safe
•choke me harder
•I can’t wait to see you
•I’m proud of you
nicki minaj makes me wanna like….go to the gym every morning and not text any fuckboys and wear bright lipstick and do my squats and constantly spit fire game at pretty faced boys and girls, that’s how inspiring she is
my sense of humor: someone sends a text to me with a typo and I only respond with the typo
a moment of silence for every text post ruined by someone adding something completely unnecessary
LOL, YES THIS XDDD
My sister and my dog are the only valid members of my family. The roomba is valid too, I guess, but its on thin fucking ice.
What did the roomba do?
Tried to eat my fucking sock