The old Homeland Security color-coding system will be phased out by April, replaced by the new National Terrorism Advisory System, which will have two alerts: “elevated threat” and “imminent threat.”
When the threats aren’t in effect, our official state will be termed “readiness.” And when the threats come from a mythical creature, we’ll be “LochNess.”
(Graphic via NBC News)
Um, where’s “No Threat”? Or “Made-Up Threat for Political Gain?”