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  • Mum:

    Just a reminder that your father's penis has been inside me.

  • Me:

    So was mine.

  • Mum:

    ...

  • Me:

    For 9 months.

  • Mum:

    ...

  • Me...

  • Mum:

    ...

  • Me:

  • Mum:

    There's a fucking line, you know.

 
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