thespyandthescientist-archive-d:
[text:] …what the fuck Lia?
[text:] I mean I knew you were a horn dog because of the hormones and shit but fuck
[text:] I think I’m physically going to sit on you tonight so you can’t leave the house
[text]… a horn… dog..???
[text] Is that some old people slang that no-one says anymore?
[text] I WILL NOT BE OPPRESSED