Sitting at a Coffee Shop
- Me: *is on my netbook*
- Creeper: *dude is sitting in a corner, staring angrily crossed-armed at me for God knows how long*
- Me: *meets eye contact*
- Creeper: *continues angry stare*
- Me: *smiles and gives a jovial wave*
- Creeper: *stands up in a huff, walks toward the door to leave, but stops and turns to me for a moment to tell me...*
- Creeper: Man hater!
- Creeper: *storms out*
- Me: ...
- Me: *was reading gay male erotica the whole time*
Me: *is on my netbook* Creeper: *dude is sitting in a corner, staring angrily crossed-armed at me for God knows how long* Me: *meets eye contact* Creeper: *continues angry stare* Me: *smiles and gives a jovial wave* Creeper: *stands up in a huff, walks toward the door to leave, but stops and turns to me for a moment to tell me...* Creeper: Man hater! Creeper: *storms out* Me: ... Me: *was reading gay male erotica the whole time*