I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
Whoa whoa whoa. Let’s take it down a notch, shall we?
A Ziplock bag is not an appropriate container for carbonated beverages. It can’t hold the pressure like a bottle can, so the soda will get just as flat.
Not only that, but the bag will burst and spill everything all over the fridge. So the open bottle is the right solution.
(via thishartominefeelz)
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