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Backrubs or Blowjob
I’m ridiculously good at both, but you can only pick one. Sorry, dude. You can’t have it all on the same day. That’s too much transcendent pleasure for one man to handle. I’ll spoil you, but I won’t spoil you rotten.
Yeah, good luck with that marriage.
Someone’s gonna get pretty fuckin’ rusty at backrubs.
(via pocketcuntents)
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