zuhl:
The park across the street from me (for my purposes tonight, let’s call it “my front yard") becomes the concert venue for the Twilight Concert Series this time of year.
So this evening I’ll be playing the role of the crazed, grumpy guy in a bathrobe (sans underwear, natch) screaming at those hipsters and their terrible beer choices to, “pipe down with all that racket! You’re disturbing my seance to contact Jennifer Aniston! Shut up! I know Jennifer Aniston isn’t dead, but the judge said I had to stop contacting her via all other channels of communication, so this is what I’ve got left! Whatever, you’re the ones making poor life choices and wearing ridiculous footwear!“
Because, you guys, comedy and performance art are in my blood.
Also! Free concerts on Thursdays the rest of the summer at my house when the windows are open! Yay! Belle and Sebastian/Blitzen Trapper tonight. 👍👍
"Please hold all mosquito-slapping until the end of the performance.”
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