Embarrassing Truthful Tuesday
So when I was in middle school (or maybe a little before), a friend told me that the sex of a baby was determined by who was the more aggressive person in bed. I think at the time in my mind that meant who was on top.
So, for all of middle school I would meet my girl friend’s parents and get awkwardly shy around the moms.
I never said I was the sharpest crayon in the box.
Three pregnant women are in their obstetrician’s waiting room. The first woman says “I’m sure I’m having a boy this time, because my husband was on top when we did it and I always have boys when he’s on top.”
The second one says “Well I’m having a girl, then, because I was on top when we did it.”
The third woman begins to cry. The other two ask her what’s wrong. She wails, “I’m having puppies!!”
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- quickwitter said: Too funny. You were not alone. A friend’s mom came in with a maxi-pad and asked my friend what it was - she said “A mattress for Barbie?” Her mom said, “Of course!” and walked out of the room. :)
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- 2nai-eve said: Don’t feel bad. I used to think the parent that the child most resembled was the more aggressive one.
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- thepinakes said: …and how did that make you view your mom?
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