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garbagefingers:

omgstopembarrassingyourself:

maybe i should get a “dick is abundant and low value” tattoo

I know right?

I think it should be printed on a certificate and handed out when you get your Hep B or HPV vac. Or like a key chain fob. 

Statistically speaking, vagina is more abundant than dick. However, many dick owners place a high value on vagina, therefore increasing demand and creating the appearance of a dick surplus. A dick bubble.
 
  1. losingourcollectiveshit reblogged this from venusianhag
  2. elizabethplaid reblogged this from schmittlesandvittles and added:
    Quality is more important than quantity
  3. schmittlesandvittles reblogged this from acakewalkofcrocodiles and added:
    Statistically speaking, vagina is more abundant than dick. However, many dick owners place a high value on vagina,...
  4. acakewalkofcrocodiles reblogged this from acakewalkofcrocodiles and added:
    I think it should be printed on a certificate and handed out when you get your Hep B or HPV vac. Or like a key chain...
  5. thecasaofjulesie2 said: In the shape of a dickbutt.
  6. venusianhag posted this