Seven 9s and 10s

An Invoice That I Did Not Send

Time wasted arguing about stupid bullshit: 11 minutes.

  • Billed at $0.77/minute
  • $8.47 - Sub-total

Time wasted considering how to deal with your attention-seeking bullshit: 2 minutes.

  • Billed at $0.57/minute
  • $1.14 - Sub-total

Data Overages: 13 MB

  • Billed at $10.00/GB w/1 GB minimum overage charge
  • $10.00 - Sub-total

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  • $19.61 - Line Totals
  • $00.55 - Convenience Charge
  • $01.35 - Taxes
  • $21.51 - Total Bill

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    Notes

    1. everythinginthesky said: This would be a great title for a McSweeneys submission. Just sayin’.
    2. steelopus posted this